we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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