Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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