i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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