I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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