Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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