I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
And then he peed in my hair
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