My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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