he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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