"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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