do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
