Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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