I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
