Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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