Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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