none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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