WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I need to sanitize my soul.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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