they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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