didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
