What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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