i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the day after is always just damage control
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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