so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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