Im at strip club and am horny
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
