I didn't shave. On purpose
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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