i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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