Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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