saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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