well I can't set my house on fire every night
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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