I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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