guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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