How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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