I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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