Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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