Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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