im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Randomize
