The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
