What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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