I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
