I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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