she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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