Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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