Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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