yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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