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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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