Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
