There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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