do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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