my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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