Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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