we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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