are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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