the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Im part way to drunk.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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