You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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