More tranny stories later!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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