Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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